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It’s a blessing that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t use CGI for his characters, because otherwise, this picture would not have existed.
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Conspiracy Keanu
What if the first person to eat poison berries was just allergic
And we’re all missing out on a delicious berry?
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Shit, that is possibly the hardest decision known to man.
I’ve heard comedians and just people talk about this
How is it even a question would you rather talk to a person with a fishtail or essentially fuck a fish
I mean there’s a person with a brain and opinions and an interesting new perspective on anything you could ask them because they’re a fucking mermaid
And a fish with a vagina
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BlainyCan’tHandleHisWeed.3gp
Unfortunately later that night I experienced ‘whiting out’ which did not live up to my expectations. In the morning I felt rough so spent £7.50 on a KFC.
i really need to hang around with you more often…
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xD
Stupid Sexy Flanders..
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Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
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In other news I got an iPhone
I like it.
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oh the irony
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There’s one sad truth in life I’ve found
– Ella Wheeler Wilcox
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.



