1. ultimatedookismarkii:

It’s a blessing that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t use CGI for his characters, because otherwise, this picture would not have existed.

    ultimatedookismarkii:

    It’s a blessing that Guillermo del Toro doesn’t use CGI for his characters, because otherwise, this picture would not have existed.

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  2. Conspiracy Keanu

    What if the first person to eat poison berries was just allergic

    And we’re all missing out on a delicious berry?

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  5. blogginsoncrusoe:

tokyodeathmatch:

Shit, that is possibly the hardest decision known to man.

I’ve heard comedians and just people talk about this
How is it even a question would you rather talk to a person with a fishtail or essentially fuck a fish
I mean there’s a person with a brain and opinions and an interesting new perspective on anything you could ask them because they’re a fucking mermaid
And a fish with a vagina

    blogginsoncrusoe:

    tokyodeathmatch:

    Shit, that is possibly the hardest decision known to man.

    I’ve heard comedians and just people talk about this

    How is it even a question would you rather talk to a person with a fishtail or essentially fuck a fish

    I mean there’s a person with a brain and opinions and an interesting new perspective on anything you could ask them because they’re a fucking mermaid

    And a fish with a vagina

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  9. blainycakes:

    blogginsoncrusoe:

    BlainyCan’tHandleHisWeed.3gp

    Unfortunately later that night I experienced ‘whiting out’ which did not live up to my expectations. In the morning I felt rough so spent £7.50 on a KFC.

    i really need to hang around with you more often…

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  10. xD
Stupid Sexy Flanders..

    xD

    Stupid Sexy Flanders..

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  11. photo

    photo

    photo

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  12. Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
    – Vincent Vega

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  13. In other news I got an iPhone

    I like it.

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  14. oh the irony

    oh the irony

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  15. There’s one sad truth in life I’ve found
    While journeying east and west -
    The only folks we really wound
    Are those we love the best.
    We flatter those we scarcely know,
    We please the fleeting guest,
    And deal full many a thoughtless blow
    To those who love us best.
    – Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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